I can't help laugh

I'm one of those people who get bored say, every 20 seconds or so. But lucky for me, I am also hugely immature and laugh uncontrollably at stupid sounding words. Yes, this post shall have stupidity not seen since the epic "Obama isn't black" post. If you haven't seen it, its one of the earliest posts and its a mind numbingly stupid one at that.

So, the inspiration for this post comes from a friend of Bad Ideas who lives in Spain. I asked her to teach me some Spanish swear words. The result : Me laughing and banging my fist on my keyboard begging her to stop. Yes, I am going to list my all time favourite stupid sounding words.

In no particular order: Uranus, Doodle, Poopdeck, Gilligan (its a name), Regina, Arsenal, Pumpernickel, Tiki, Bush, puta (one of the spanish swear words I learnt today), putki ( bengali word. Can't mention what it means), Dickens.

I'm sorry you had to see that. But tell me that none of these brought up a giggle and I know you're lying. Hopefully the next one will be better but I honestly can't think of what to write.

That Guy

Climate Gate

Screw Climate Gate and Fuck every gate out there. Including Bill Gates. Mac all the way bitches. All right I should shut up as I'm using Windows(and hating it).

Now when Copenhagen started we were all so full of hope that the developed and rich of the world will finally start to think about something other than their own asses. Well I say FUCK YOU to every Obama,Brown,Sarkozy and Merkel and every other bitch out there.

I figured it would fizz out to nothing and we'd be the ones suffering from Global Warming. Fidel Castro(yes most evil man on earth) wrote a great article about what really happened. I can't find the link though. Anyways, after all that glitz and glamour of the political kind nothing happened. We're still gonna do Day After Tomorrow shit.

But I guess the only positive reaction Climate Shit got was from the climate. I'm freezing :(

Obama isn't black o.O

First of all, I finally got over 10 profile views. What I started my blog for, has now been achieved. But I've come to like writing random shit up here so I'll continue till I'm bored enough to start a vlog. Last week, I said I'd take Wasi's (again, he is Wasi so don't ask me again) advice and post like crazy. That didn't work out to well so its back to the usual random shit ever couple of days.

This week I decide to show my political knowledge. OK, I'm not really going to but I'm going to be stupid about it. So what is more stupid than our blubbering fools of world leaders, namely Barack "Ma Nigga" Obama and Nicolas "Likes The Booty" Sarkozy. They might be among the most powerful people in the world but they prove they're still just men. Anyone remember that epic picture from G8(or was it G20)? No? Well, I put them on this post.

CNN(kissasses) said Obama was just looking at the stairs so he doesn't fall. Right, we believe you mate. As if The US President, Mr. Change, The President of Awesome can't climb down some stairs without taking every precaution that he doesn't fall. No wonder Larry King wears glasses.

Yes, they're all high and mighty. Doesn't mean they've lost touch with the pervert inside. Sarkozy regularly has tea and croissants with it. Thats why he has a supermodel wife (lucky tiny French guy).

Anyways, isn't Pink the new Black? that would mean my hair is pink. NOOO!!! Oh man, they're goes the That Guy look, in comes the Vanilla Ice look. But then my cat is also pink and Pigs are black. O_O OMG!!!! Barack Obama isn't black!!!!!! HE"S PINK. (Told you this post was going to be stupid)

And I end this post with a special mention to (I think we're friends) Tasfia, who recently stated that she is a cat. I'd suggest a good round of shock therapy.

So, smell ya later

That Guy signing off