Thursday, 5 November 2009
This is random shit at the pinnacle of its game. This is so random it will make sense. This is so random I should probably start writing now.
So, GM isn't selling OPEL. That means 10000 people can kiss their jobs bye bye. Random huh?
And anyone see the U2 concert on YouTube? I loaded like 98% and then my power went. God seriously hates me. Speaking of God, Chelsea just went into the second round of the Champions League. Loserpoop is out. Eat shit, you Scouse Bastards. Merseyside can go die. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you're not alone.
Anyone else think India should be blown to tiny bits? They're like the lowest point of human civilization. I mean, when Bangladesh supports Pakistan in cricket against you, you know your foreign affairs dudes are gutter shit.
Well I said I'd keep this post short and to the point-less. I've tried hard. OK no I haven't. I've barely put 2 minutes of my otherwise pathetic and meaningless existence into this. But whatever.
That Guy says see you people in a month. I'll try and blog in Cuba or before I leave.
Sayonara, Adios and Aloha.
Sunday, 1 November 2009
I got 5 more views since my last post. ACHIEVEMENT!!!! I'm so getting the hang of this thing now. By the way, Tareq( for those of you who don't know him, he's this pimply, Filipino-wannabe kid) I will not write about some psycho Colombian serial killer. Thats stupid. And I already overdid the stupidity in my last post.
So anyways, I haven't done jack-shit since the epic "Obama isn't black" thing. I was in Chittagong during the weekend. If you don't know where that is, thats a place that is not where I live. Its not really my hometown, maybe my dads. Its Porag's hometown (for those of you who don't know him he is Porag.). I found that out before I left. Told you this post was gonna suck :/ .
Anyways, at school somebody was talking about WWE. It brought back memories of when I was 5 and thought that fake TV violence and men in their underwear hugging was worth watching. People openly admit that they know WWE is as fake as Kanye West's apology ( remember the VMAs) but they still watch it religiously. Its like they like the near naked guys touching each other. Gives you unpleasant thoughts about what these kids must dream about, doesn't it?
I heard they got Snoop Dogg to be on WWE. And to think I liked Snoop. But I must admit, watching K-FED (or was it Gay-FAG) pinning their best fighter when he lost to a 80 year old guy at Dance Dance Revolution(isn't he supposed to be a professional dancer?), was quite entertaining.
Clowns are scary. Honestly. So are dolls. Remember Chucky? Teletubbies and Barney are the scariest of the lot. No wonder people grow up to fear god. They've been afraid of everything else since age 0.2. My atheistic buddy Tahmidur who prefers to be called Pantho nowadays told me that Teletubbies are banned in some countries. I have no idea as to the validity of that fact but those countries are smart if they have banned Teletubbies. Fucking crackheads. Scared the shit out of me as a kid.
Childhood is far more important than the other parts of you're life. If you have a crappy childhood, you turn out like Michael Jackson or Britney Spears. I'm sure all the Britney groupies are in rehab, and MJ is enjoying a resurgence. Try all you want, Tupac's death was way better, MJ.
Well, so much for KISS (keeping it short and simple, that was Wasi's advice.)
Running our of cool ways to say this is the end so
That Guy signing out...well not really. Still online on FB