Saturday, 9 January 2010

Happiness is pissing me off

Just once I'd like to see the villain win. I don't care if he/she/they/it gets completely obliterated, burnt to ashes, scattered all over the Mediterranean, and peed on by dolphins in the next movie, but just once I would like to see the villain win.

Every movie its like freakin Deja Vu. Its like no matter what I know that in the end the guy and girl either gets together and has sex/survive the end of the world/ have interspecies sex(Twilight) and the same conclusion is they lived Happily Ever After. SCREW THAT. Happy endings are so overrated. I mean Happiness is used more than slow mo now. I need to go watch a really gory bloody slasher. Ninja Assassin anyone?

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Climate Gate

Screw Climate Gate and Fuck every gate out there. Including Bill Gates. Mac all the way bitches. All right I should shut up as I'm using Windows(and hating it).

Now when Copenhagen started we were all so full of hope that the developed and rich of the world will finally start to think about something other than their own asses. Well I say FUCK YOU to every Obama,Brown,Sarkozy and Merkel and every other bitch out there.

I figured it would fizz out to nothing and we'd be the ones suffering from Global Warming. Fidel Castro(yes most evil man on earth) wrote a great article about what really happened. I can't find the link though. Anyways, after all that glitz and glamour of the political kind nothing happened. We're still gonna do Day After Tomorrow shit.

But I guess the only positive reaction Climate Shit got was from the climate. I'm freezing :(

Monday, 4 January 2010

Insane how stupid the people around me are

OMG!!! I am locked in from the outside in this room. This has to be a milestone in how moronic people can be.

The guy turned around, saw me, left the lights and shit on, closed the door, and padlocked it. I am seriously astounded (and stupefied) at how retarded that is. You know its so retarded, even writing this I am in disbelief of this. And this guy got through school with A's and I can't? Like I say all the time, our education system is fucked. It doesn't value intelligence. It cares about grades. FUCK YOU. Da Vinci probably didn't go to school and he turned out ok. Eccentric, but ok.

FUCK SCHOOL. Especially cause I have an exam tomorrow. Oh shit, my books are in the other room. I'm screwed.

Sunday, 3 January 2010

I'm On A Mac

The Apple fanboy's anthem. Made me want to go out and buy a Mac. I'm sick of PC. Especially my one, it sucks.

Best Part : "Never thought I'd be on a Mac, yeah its like streamlined good-for-you crack" :D