The Questions You're Too Dumb To Think Of

What do you suppose people will do with 72 virgins? Who has that much stamina? Also, if you do 1 of the 72 does that one disappear and is replaced by another virgin or after doing all 72 do you have 72 girls who have had sex once? If a virgin does get replaced then where does the virgin go? Is she vaporized? Do we even know if the virgins are female?

Narcissism is when you are infatuated with yourself. A higher level of narcissism would mean you are sexually attracted to yourself or similar. Now what if you are a minor and belong to the second group i.e. the ones that are attracted to themselves, and you pleasure yourself thinking of yourself, are you a pedophile? If you have naked pictures of yourself which serves as porn are you a pedophile?

Don't you hate it when ugly girls think they're the most gorgeous creation in the world? Don't you also hate it when said ugly girls upload thousands of pictures of aforementioned ugliness on Facebook thus spamming your home page and partially blinding you? Do you not despise the fact that their delusion costs you your eyesight?

Is this another series post? Should we make another series post considering our inconsistency? Should we be breaking our promise to study? Should we risk not getting good grades? Should we be asking you philosophical questions with so much depth considering we assume 75% of our 4 readers to be brain-dead? Should we have said that out loud? Do we really give the tiniest of shits? Why do we ask so many questions? Is this supposed to be some underdeveloped yet charitably plausible form of wit? Why are you still reading? Why aren't you commenting and voting on the poll through multiple browsers and profiles so as to make this blog look successful?