The Worst Movie Ever Made Part 1

Well, opinions might differ on this but then again what are bloggers but opinionated people with internet connections? Apparently, the worst movie ever made is M. Night Shamalayan (did i spell that right?) The Last Airbender. Thats a real shame. The story had the potential to be one of the greats and the anime was really good. I remember watching it on Nickelodeon and rooting for Zuko.

Well anyways, this is Part 1 in a god-knows-how-many-parts post. This is the buildup. I'll watch the film tomorrow. Roughly paying 2 USD to watch it. Highway robbery indeed. ANyways, the movie is so bad that my friend got a 104 degree fever watching the trailer. I laughed at the time but 10 hours later, BOOM, same happens to me. So random people reading, pray for me. I don't know if I'll make it.

Back again. Why do I bother?

Well, to any random soul that just happened to stumble on to this sad excuse for a blog, making a blog is not that easy. Well actually, getting readers is the hard part. I last posted six months ago and I highly doubt I've had a single hit since then. Honestly I really should just quit. Its not just because I have no readers, also because I am very inconsistent as a writer. I've promised to write every week so many times yet I never do bother. Well, this is depressing huh?

Anyways, I have a friend who is trying to get me back into writing. He has promised to collaborate on the blog from now on. All the writing will still be coming from one profile (my one) but he'll sign at the bottom. Until he comes up with a decent name, I'll call him Richard Dawkins. And no, unfortunately he isn't helping with this very sad post.

I hardly ever check my e-mail. Yet another bad habit. Recently I got a mail from something called City Media Foundation. Apparently they've contacted quite a few bloggers to become admins of their cities. The objective is to upload videos of their city for the world to see. I see two bad things that would happen if I was given the job. 1) The videos would never be uploaded
2) The world would become blind thanks to the beauty (note sarcasm) of my fair city. Therefore I sent a respectful declining letter. Probably was a scam anyways.

Anyways, Richard Dawkins will be in touch. Till then,
That Guy

Twitter Account

I've pretty much given up on this blog. I've learnt that a successful blog is not as easy as it appeared in my dreams when Jesus told me to make a blog and blab. Actually I don't know why I'm still writing this as chances are nobody will ever read this.

But I have made a twitter account. So i'm going to give this blog one more shot. Ill post links, and (hopefully) people will come in droves to view my sad blog. Then World Domination *enter evil laugh*.

I'll post tomorrow about my thoughts on the World Cup. Till then.

Pacman and Pokemon are the shit

First of all Pacman is now exactly double my age. And it still be kicking ass. You gotta love that little yellow blob. And the ghost things(you know the four freaks that try and kill him). I just found out that they're called Blinkey, Pinkey, Inkey and Clyde. XD

Pacman is the best video game ever. I spent like 2 hours last night playing Pacman on Google. God bless Google.

I have finals next week. Screw education, I'm gonna be a Pokemon Master when I grow up. They started Pokemon from season 1 again. :D The original 150 were awesome. The new Pokemon suck. They suck so bad that Pacman should guest star in an episode of Pokemon and kick all their asses.

Long live Dio, Pacman, and the original 150 pokemon

Oh and I included a link to a site where you can play Pacman

Me back. Rejoice mohaimin

I'm back after nearly two months away. I had actually given up all hope of ever coming back but thanks to my fan club, consisting of 2 members(Mohaimin and my mom) have finally made me get off my ass, walk 10 feet to the computer, moving the cursor around the screen and get back to this accursed page.

Soooo, I got nothing. Honestly I'm blank. Oh and my iPod has viruses. I didn't even think iPods get viruses. BUt some fatass out there living in his parents basement with a pizza box mountain and hot sauce stains on his shirt evidently succeeded in making one. My friend, I congratulate you. You have worked tirelessly for the annoyance of others. Salutations, friend.

You know what I hate? Pelicans. I mean, what are they? Birds or Flying Garbage Trucks? God, if you're reading, EPIC FAIL man. EPIC FAIL. I mean this has to be right up there with your worst creations. Coconuts and Mongolians. But then again you did give us the Platypus(seriously, it was meant as a joke right?) so I guess we can call it even.

Now since Dhaka is the city of Rickshaws, Corruption, Burning Shopping Malls and Power Outages, I'll stop here as I should go find some sleeping pills before the next blackout.

Till Next time, Thats all folks